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Jan. 25th, 2012 08:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
"Stupid— piece of crap—"
Not a morning person on the best of days, when Sawyer woke up to some unknown weight blocking his door, he again began to consider the potential merits of packing it all up and moving into the Compound. However depressing the building was, it at least offered reliable air conditioning, and the bolts of the doors weren't the type to expand in the rain or creak from too much rust. His door jammed, and frequently, the hut initially chosen because Sawyer was too damn impatient to wait for the Building Crew to give him a new place all his own, and later on, too damn lazy to pack up his stuff to move from one spot to another. But there was something different about the resistance the door put up today. Shoving his shoulder against the wood almost made it... bounce.
Strange.
Briefly considering rounding the hut to climb out the window, Sawyer gave his door one last, lengthy shove, until he felt something skidding against dirt, slipping through the cracked opening, only to stumble, his hands grabbing onto something that felt distinctly familiar. Almost like heavy-duty shrink wrap. The sound of ruffling papers fluttered in the distance, and pages upon pages spilled out over the dirt in any number of brilliant colors, with cars, trucks, and SUVs on each cover.
But, aside from a moment's confusion as to why it looked like every issue of Car and Driver magazine had appeared on his doorstop, what drew Sawyer's attention the most was a heavy pallet of toilet paper blocking entrance to his home. Toilet paper.
Charmin's, looked like.
"The hell?"
[ Yes, that's right. All of Car and Driver magazine has turned up on Sawyer's doorstep. As well as a year's supply of Charmin's best toilet paper. This post is dated January 25th, but will be linked to the main comm in February. ST/LT welcome, no limit on tags, open to all. ]
Not a morning person on the best of days, when Sawyer woke up to some unknown weight blocking his door, he again began to consider the potential merits of packing it all up and moving into the Compound. However depressing the building was, it at least offered reliable air conditioning, and the bolts of the doors weren't the type to expand in the rain or creak from too much rust. His door jammed, and frequently, the hut initially chosen because Sawyer was too damn impatient to wait for the Building Crew to give him a new place all his own, and later on, too damn lazy to pack up his stuff to move from one spot to another. But there was something different about the resistance the door put up today. Shoving his shoulder against the wood almost made it... bounce.
Strange.
Briefly considering rounding the hut to climb out the window, Sawyer gave his door one last, lengthy shove, until he felt something skidding against dirt, slipping through the cracked opening, only to stumble, his hands grabbing onto something that felt distinctly familiar. Almost like heavy-duty shrink wrap. The sound of ruffling papers fluttered in the distance, and pages upon pages spilled out over the dirt in any number of brilliant colors, with cars, trucks, and SUVs on each cover.
But, aside from a moment's confusion as to why it looked like every issue of Car and Driver magazine had appeared on his doorstop, what drew Sawyer's attention the most was a heavy pallet of toilet paper blocking entrance to his home. Toilet paper.
Charmin's, looked like.
"The hell?"
[ Yes, that's right. All of Car and Driver magazine has turned up on Sawyer's doorstep. As well as a year's supply of Charmin's best toilet paper. This post is dated January 25th, but will be linked to the main comm in February. ST/LT welcome, no limit on tags, open to all. ]
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Date: 2012-01-26 06:54 am (UTC)Oops.
"What the fuck?"
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Date: 2012-01-26 10:32 am (UTC)Then, blinking, I realize belatedly that Neil's just standing there.
"So where the hell were you when I was tryin' to shove my way outta my damn hut?" I ask, frowning.
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Date: 2012-01-28 06:22 am (UTC)Leaning down to pick up one of the packages of toilet paper, I arch a brow and say, "At least it's the good stuff."
Not the shit Mom used to buy. Barely one-ply and sold in bulk. She'd even snatch rolls from the bathroom at her work, sometimes, when things were really tight.
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Date: 2012-01-29 05:29 am (UTC)I hold myself silent for a bit, but I just can't help asking. "What in the hell makes this island think that I'd want any of this, anyhow? What's it tryin' to say?"
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Date: 2012-01-30 05:34 am (UTC)"This is fuckin' weird, man. And I got a cow, once."
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Date: 2012-01-30 10:13 am (UTC)I scratch the back of my neck. Now that Neil's mentioned it, it really does seem like this place is trying to make number two a more enjoyable time. And I don't know why, but it pisses me off.
"You made damn good use of that cow," I point out a second later, not sure where I'm going with this. "There ain't nothin' I can do with this."
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Date: 2012-01-31 06:51 am (UTC)He's right. This is seriously fucking weird.
"Don't look at me, man. I don't get this place, half the fuckin' time. Maybe Santa got your wishlist mixed up with somebody else's."
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Date: 2012-02-01 07:59 am (UTC)Knowing that I'll probably have to get on with it sooner or later, I start trying to figure out where exactly I'm supposed to start taking all of this down. Fingers prying through plastic and all.
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Date: 2012-02-02 05:50 am (UTC)He's right. This sucks. It feels weird, being this angry at the island for something like this. Something that seems like a prank, but I don't understand why the rest of us get something we like, and he's just left being pissed off.
If I'm being honest, what I want is to see him happy. Just for... fuck, for five minutes. Five minutes'd be nice.
Shifting my weight from foot to foot, I say, "You need help? Movin' it or whatever."
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Date: 2012-02-03 05:21 am (UTC)And it'd be helpful. It'd be even more helpful now that I've got all the more experience under my belt, but with the way that island worked, there wasn't a chance that having guns wasn't gonna make life easier for me or anyone else.
Pulling a small folding knife from my pocket, I drag its point down some of the plastic wrapped around, tugging until the seam splits to the bottom. "Here," I grunt, holding out a couple of packages and stuffing another three under my arm. "Just... toss 'em in, I guess. I'll figure out where to put it later."
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Date: 2012-02-04 07:07 am (UTC)This is just fuckin' weird, even for this place.
Doing what he says and tossing them into the hut, I say, "So, how'd you do it? Con 'em outta their guns, I mean."
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Date: 2012-02-05 03:18 am (UTC)I snort, feeling a grin spread over my face at the memory. Yeah. A bear. I should probably feel bad for the bear, 'cause it wasn't there of its own will.
But I still shot a bear.
"Anyway," I push on, kicking a wedge under the door and trying to chuck the rolls neatly inside. "I conned them by pittin' 'em against each other. How else? I ain't exactly Mister Congeniality."
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Date: 2012-02-07 04:34 am (UTC)"Aw, come on, man. I think you're a fuckin' pleasure to be around."
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Date: 2012-02-08 03:34 am (UTC)Though I think Sayid had me beat there.
"Being a pleasure ain't the same as gettin' people to trust you," I conclude, crossing my arms loosely over my chest. "Also, that bear? Wasn't just any bear. It was a goddamn polar bear. Huge as all hell. And you think this island's weird."
...actually, this island really might be the weirder of the two. But at least it doesn't seem to have it in for all of us, s'far as I can tell. Less violent deaths.
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Date: 2012-02-09 05:31 am (UTC)"So, what, did you stuff it? Put it up on your wall?" Okay, maybe I'm fucking with him, now, but he's seriously proud of that and I can't help but find it a little bit funny.
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Date: 2012-02-10 05:20 am (UTC)"And no," I push on, not sure if there's really any way I can put that into words without him laughing his ass off at me. "Didn't trust that the bear wasn't sick, and didn't have the materials to stuff him proper. It probably became some lucky animal's dinner."