"It's all kung fu to me," Sawyer says with a raise of his brow, shaking his head. He doesn't have much of a head for remembering details that have nothing to do with his work. Wouldn't be able to tell the difference between one fighting type and the other.

More importantly, though, this Naruto kid is claiming to be some kind of ninja. While wearing orange. And looking like he's about fifteen in age.

"So I guess you play a lotta video games, Nintendo?"