"Jesus," I breathe, rolling my eyes because I know that Neil's capable of more than this, of friggin' stooping down to take passes at each other like we're in elementary school again. "Fine, I get it. I'm sorry, 'kay, I'm a jackass— it ain't like that's anything new. And if this is just a pain in your ass, you're free to go."

I push myself out of my seat.

"Hell, I'll do you one better. I can see myself out."