"Dude, I'm pretty fuckin' sure they had sense enough not to elect me," I point out, giving him a look. And yeah, he's right, I've got a thing for assholes, but I'm not sure I'd call him cuddly.

"So, what, did you stuff it? Put it up on your wall?" Okay, maybe I'm fucking with him, now, but he's seriously proud of that and I can't help but find it a little bit funny.